Bartender

A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.

“Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”

by borndon_ September 7, 2023

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

resting bartender face

cora.

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”

by nonbiny January 10, 2022

Bartender

a brat

Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.

by wordy300 August 28, 2022

Bartender

A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.

That Bartender will for sure help me get laid

by Dzengo January 4, 2024

Sous-bartender

A bartender’s apprentice learning the finer points of mixology.

The sous-bartender keeps the garnish full, glasses clean, and pours with excellence .

by Ldl463 September 17, 2021

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019