accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008

accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020

accidental sexy

Obviously sexy without trying. Same as Apparently Sexy. Effortless seduction. Unaware of the power of your sexiness.

Janet: That dress is so cute on you.

Kate: I want to wear it to work, but why do I feel like it's not appropriate. (looking down at her accidental cleavage) So dumb.

Janet: Right. CLEARLY you're a woman.

Kate: Totally. Accidental Sexy...the story of my life.

by Scarlett Letter March 23, 2012

accidental tourist

While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.

"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."

by papafatwoody February 18, 2010

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

Accidental Twerking

Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.

Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!

by Neesied69 February 14, 2015