When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser
by ardisT October 28, 2018
said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.
RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
by justbrek July 6, 2014
when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.
"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military
by robert earl davis jr March 31, 2011
This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.
by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009
by Fletcher "Tommy" Dingo September 10, 2008
An individual or class of individuals who enjoy withholding who they will eventually vote for in an election; an individual or class of individuals who manipulate(s) polls by telling telephone canvassers or other poll-takers he/she is in favor of a candidate and then his/her rival depending on the day of the week he/she is asked; an undecided voter.
Chad enjoyed confounding telephone surveyors by never telling them whom he would ultimately vote for. He is a real
poll teaser.
poll teaser.
by the original serial poet November 5, 2012
Strippers will say anything to get your hopes up if they know you got a pocket full of 20's. They're straight up cock teasers.
by anonymous13 May 23, 2005