by Organomics January 10, 2020
"OI Mike do you know what day it is"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"
"Course I fucking do mate...it's Seal Sunday dickhead"
"Whhhaaayy the cunt knows"
by Seal Sunday October 12, 2020
by Pilllow gang March 6, 2018
A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.
by Johnny Big Tits August 31, 2011
Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."
-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009
by Juwan The Don November 18, 2018
When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
by Maxxy Pad - Robz April 22, 2011