Santa

The hecking hecker who broke into my hecking house to fuck my mom and eat my stuff. Then I found and tortured him, only letting him go after he signed a contract obligating him to bring me shit every Christmas so that I don't rat him out.

Look, Diana, it's that piece of shit, Santa! Make sure to bring me something good next Christmas you asshole!

by Largigest cheezy boi December 30, 2020

Santa

Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.

by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003

santa

A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?

Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?

Many abductors could dress up as santa clause and not be caught.

by Liz December 25, 2003

santa

A jolly old fat man known as the worlds most elusive stalker

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake. Yep, Santas definitely a stalker

by ThatRandomnGuy December 8, 2013

santa

a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.

guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.

by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014

Santa

The guy that dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to.

(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.

by -lovemetal January 5, 2008

Santa

a fat old man who wears red and smokes a lot of pot which is why hes always laughing.

satan

damn look at santas's shit!

santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin

i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins

by 08ersk8erh8er January 11, 2004