When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.
by Generichero October 12, 2011
Get the The Dark Knight mug.Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.
John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
by Alex is the best October 11, 2008
Get the The Dark Knight mug.Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.
The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.
It will happen, just wait and see.
The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.
It will happen, just wait and see.
(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
by Suck Balls To All Yalls August 19, 2008
Get the The Dark Knight mug.A halfway decent movie that came out in 2008. It could have easily been a great movie, if it wasn't dragged out to 3 hours. So many scenes could have easily been eliminated and/or cut short.
Halfway through "The Dark Knight", I decided to take a nap to make it go faster. I woke up right before the credits, and had no regrets.
by administrator April 17, 2009
Get the The Dark Knight mug.When a guy rides a bike over to a girl's house, fucks her in the ass, and then rides his bike immediately home. (Inspired by Drama from the episode of Entourage when he says he fucked a chick in the ass and then made her ride her bike home.)
Person A: Dude, you'll never believe what I did last night.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
by theroots20 June 24, 2008
Get the The Black Knight mug.At a party the first geeza to pass out, shave his head, cum on his head and then wrap a sheet around his head. Sheet and cum glues to head heance creating The Arabian Knight
Dude, Last night at Jenny's Fag Party me gave the skinny fuck Sam passed out and he got The Arabian Knight
by Sauce.Man January 1, 2008
Get the The Arabian Knight mug.A literary character from the unwritten 8th Harry Potter book, entitled "Harry Potter and the Roming Knight.' Note: The Roming Knight is the formal title for the character Rome. He and Bellatrix Lestrange are mortal enemies, though they also share a forbidden, tragic love.
Harry Potter: Dude, The Roming Knight just hit me with a kick-ass stunning spell.
Ron Weasley: No kidding! Was Bellatrix Lestrange there?
Ron Weasley: No kidding! Was Bellatrix Lestrange there?
by Rome1325 June 28, 2009
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