Evan

A total badass. An Evan never forgets to turn in his homework on time or thank the bus driver. Though Evans seem like the perfect friend, one should be careful as he might steal yo girl. Evan's are total sex God's, and thus irresistible to the average human female.
"yo, you better watch your girl, there's an Evan on the loose"
by Wordsmithdoctorman November 18, 2018
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evan

A bright, hyper, and creative guy. He loves to hug people, especially his lady-friends, and is a big sweetheart. His high energy makes him jumpy, but you know what they say, energy is the key to great inventions.
An Evan sounds fantastic! Let's get an Evan!
by nat706 December 30, 2013
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Evan

A basic white girl who will be pregnant by 16
by Raiser September 14, 2018
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Evan

Simply the most amazing boy in the whole world.
He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing.
He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves.

He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him.
He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time.
They are so beautiful, just like him.

He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented.

His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world.
If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you.

Everyone loves him.

But especially me.
He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always!
I love you, Evan. So much<3
by Ham:D April 26, 2011
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Evan

A home-of-sexual who often (actually never) questions his existence. The gays love him for being their unanimously pedestalized leader.

Vanilla Latte enthusiast
Person 1: Ooh, are you a MIDZY?
Person 2: No, but i know Evan is!
by Alokainthepark May 01, 2021
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Evan

A really nice man who's cute and can put a smile on your face instantly he's so funny. Can be a very reliable boyfriend or friend.
Lassy:Omg look at Evan.
Lassy 2: Omg I know right
by Mildred74828 April 18, 2019
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Evans

Persuading people to do something they don't want to do, then when they finally get into it, fuck off and leave them to do it by themselves.
"Dude, you hear about Alex last night? He told his friends he wanted to go out, got them drunk and then went to bed"
"Yeah, he totally pulled an Evans".
by bakedbeansandbeef October 03, 2011
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