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european school

1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the government and offering more often than not a decent education.

2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.
1.

Someone: Oh look this school offers a fine education in Europe, what a classic european school.
2.

Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"
by Iseuropeacontinent123 December 4, 2021
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european american

A term for whites that is what "African-American" is to blacks. The term "European-American" will never be applied to whites due to double standards in racial equality in the United States.
A Guy: Hey! look at that black guy over there!
Another Guy: Hey! you said black guy! That's racist. They're called African Americans. Racist!
A Guy: But he mostly likely isn't from Africa! I bet he hasn't even been there, or at least met a family member who was born there! If he's called an African-American, I should be called a European-American!
Another Guy: Racist! You racist! You...! I hope you die!
Smart Guy: You're right, you should be called that. But that'd make sense, so you will never be called a European-American. You see, there are double standards when it comes to racial equality, despite a general want to attain equality. So, 'white guy,' what you see over there is an African-American. Got it?
by Arnold March 26, 2005
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European American

The REAL name for a Caucasian (white) American.
1: Hey look it's an American.
2: Actually he's a European American because we all know that Native Americans are the true Americans.
by weirdlooes January 11, 2014
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European Hurricane

The process of sucking Yak semen through a straw and farting the leftover onto a dwarf.
Wow, what a freak, Angela just gave a European Hurricane to WeeMan!
by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008
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European pillowfight

When a group of 3 or more men strip naked and use frozen turnips to fight each other in a open field.
yo dog did you go to Dave's party? I didn't know it was going to be a European pillowfight.
by fdmslfm May 24, 2014
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European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established
I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.
by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008
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European Train

When an anonymous male ejaculates on an unaware individual who is riding on a crowded subway or train.
After i got off a packed subway i realized that someone just European Trained on my leg.
by NCC Rumors June 14, 2009
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