Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020

australian corkscrew

Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.

Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.

by yungwhiteblack September 29, 2017

triple corkscrew

When you twist someone's knee around and shove it up there ass.

He broke my hockey stick so I gave him a triple corkscrew; he's been hopping on one leg ever since.

by Knyque January 31, 2017

Norwegian Corkscrew

n. a drink made to wake up or energize a person after having little/no sleep/energy. Consists of a large energy drink and a shot of 5 hour energy. drink with caution, may cause rapid heart beat, sweating, and the bubble guts.

Dude, wake the f*** up, I've been driving for 8 solid hours, drink this norwegian corkscrew and get your a** behind the wheel.

by theycallmetoro September 29, 2011

Corkscrew Leg

Having a penis so long it has to be wrapped around your leg, creating a corkscrew around your leg.

Jason: “Dude, did you hear about Timmy, he has a corkscrew leg.”

Jimmy: “Yea man, his dong is 74 inches long.”

by Chief Boiardee February 12, 2019

catholic corkscrew

During intercourse, the man gradually inserts a rosary bead necklace into their partner's ass or vagina. For more pleasure, begin saying the rosary or reciting a prayer while doing so, as the power of Christ increases sexual energy.

Guy 1: You ever fuck a Catholic girl?

Guy 2: No, I'm an atheist

Guy 1: Wel I met this Catholic girl outside the diner last night. Halfway through, she pulls out a rosary necklace and asks me if I've ever done the Catholic Corkscrew.

Guy 2: Well, how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome! I never knew the Power of Christ felt so good!

by ThePartyDeer June 4, 2018

The Double Corkscrew

When you cross you index and middle finger together(making a Corkscrew) then your pinkie finger to the other finger (making 2 corkscrews) on one hand. With this you can penetrate the vagina & arsehole at the same time with one movement.

Have you ever tried being double corkscrewed?
It's all about the double corkscrew.

by FingerBasher92 June 28, 2022