Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.

Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018

Sandy clacker

A clacker vagina that is sandy. In some cases an unfortunate woman's name.

"Oh i love summer, but i hate it when i get a sandy clacker!"

by brittanybritty October 16, 2008

Clackers

The classic shoes that strippers wear. Based on the sound they make when they smack the stage as she slides down the pole.

"Man if you think she's hot now, you should see what she can do when all she's wearing are clackers"

by Bondo911 September 2, 2017

Cleveland clacker

Two dudes just bumpin their balls together.

We performed the Cleveland clacker last week at work.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025

Cleveland clacker

When 2 guys clack their balls together.

2 guy got together and performed the cleveland clacker.

by Drift shits March 29, 2025