Realistic

The opposite of goat simulator

Goat simulator is not real realistic

by Billiam the stormtrooper November 25, 2022

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That's realistic

A phrase commonly misused by pessimists who want to paint a negative outlook on future events and plans.

That's not salty, that's realistic.

See also:
Its not that I don't like it, I'm just being realistic.

by An Honest Black Guy December 5, 2021

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Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf

I want... to teach me how to do realistate

by Chicherito March 17, 2021

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Callum realist

A real g who’s like a brother

Callum realist is like a brother to me

by Johnjc September 27, 2019

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Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.

Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”

by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020

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