lap loungers

droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules

She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.

by chillerlingo January 6, 2012

lap twink

A male twink who sits on the lap of a bear, almost like a monkey.

Come here lap twink, come sit on papa bears lap.

by Ballzsf August 14, 2017

lap fever

The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.

Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.

by mosthopeful October 22, 2015

lap chicken

A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour

Man I really need a lap chicken

by Lapchicken222 September 14, 2017

lap dog

A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.

From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:

Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.

by Wog October 18, 2004

ass lap

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.

Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.

by SameoldJake July 24, 2010

Lap Itch

Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.

When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"

by Grenex December 27, 2009