ghetto zoo

To take your new partner on a trip to 'Pets At Home' to see the Rabbits and Reptiles because you're a tight ass Mother Fu.....

Wendy- "We went on our first date to pets at home, it was so sweet"

Helen- "you mean the Ghetto Zoo?? That guy is broke!"

by Calvinhorse June 30, 2014

zoo gang

A gang full of rich niggas

"I got Zoo gang with me"

by Zoogangdefiner March 17, 2016

Boobie Zoo

Confining your breasts with a bra so long that they start to feel like animals in the zoo.

Michele was anticipating that amazing moment at the end of the day when she could relax, put her hair down, put on her sweats and the unbelievable euphoric feeling when she removed her boobie zoo.

by KillerAZ November 29, 2011

zoo poo

refers to the odor of human excrement that smells precisely like the gorilla exhibit at your local zoo.

Alex: "Sorry about the bathroom dude ... burritos."
Frank: "You suck. It kinda smells like gorillas."
Alex: "Mexican always gives me zoo poos."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010

Brooklyn Zoo

A slang term used mostly by members of the Wu-Tang clan or disiples of the 36 chambers meaning the entire borough of Brooklyn, NYC. Home town of the late great Ol' Dirty Bastard

Shame on you when you stepped through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn Zoo

by David Kinsman April 30, 2008

Zoo Moment

A fleeting moment of sexual interest between a human and an animal.

Ophelia The Camel looked as if it would bite Francis but then a strange look and a calm passed between them, a glorious moment of cross-species recognition. It was the first zoo moment for each of them.

by mctrashpedal December 25, 2010

Zoo Monkey

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.

Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.

by ZooMon June 25, 2014