the baby elephant

when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant

I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.

by greenthumbs December 8, 2009

The Internet Elephant

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.

2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.

What happened to Dave?

The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...

Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.

by xenex11 February 8, 2010

the fat elephant

when you piss in a girls butt whole and then put a cork in it, and the push the cork up the ass so the pee goes in the girls body and then you simply punch her and leave.

it was a one nigh stand, i gave her the fat elephant.

by fatelephant December 16, 2008

The Grumpy Elephant

This occurs when an extremely obese female gives a male a blowjob. towards the climax she then blows extremely hard, thus making her ears pop out and then the male takes out his dick and slaps her in the face with it.

OMG!!! dude yesterday i saw this fat prostitute and she sucked my dick and i gave her "The Grumpy Elephant!"

by Mr. charles swanson June 9, 2011

drown the baby elephant

When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.

She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.

by emptywheel August 11, 2018

The Dirty Elephant

When one person sticks their arm up someone else's ass, pulls poop out with their bare hand, and then eats it.

Jim: "Ugh, I can't believe I gave Tim the dirty elephant last night."

Mark: "Yeah, man. You'll never live that shit down."

John: "Haha I get it! Live that shit down! You so funny Mark."

by lolomgitsmatt36 September 12, 2010

the pink elephant in the room

you swear it exists or has existed at one point in time, but no one else believes it or have seen it

we never talk about it...it's like the pink elephant in the room

by reecer August 3, 2004