A top notch spekky slut who is a great person that loves their friends, but overthinks too much. Is externally funny and just needs to message Zac.
by ANUSHOLEABDI January 13, 2018
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You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.

I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.
Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa

Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.

Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*
by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019
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A girl who has 3 drinks in spoons and is absolutely wasted or another way of describing your self as very drunk
I was tessa’d last night
by FolicSnake September 16, 2021
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Tessa is a very immature crazy person. I was looking at all the deflation’s first Tessa and I thought this does NOT explain Tessa. So I guess Im making my own now. Tessa is kinda ugly but once you get to know her you look past that and look at her awesome personality. She’s funny, crazy, and everything you could ask for. Tessa is the perfect person to go clubbing with, and actually have a fun time. Although she make look crazy and funny on the outside she is still a very sad person on the inside.
“Hey is that a Tessa?“
“Yeah she looks like she’s crazy!”
by this is my definition October 29, 2019
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Tessa is a sweet dog who loves Tom Holland almost as much as me.
Tessa!! Come here girl! Who’s a good girl!!
by Some nerdy pineapple June 26, 2019
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A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
by guinea piglet August 19, 2010
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