holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.

Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.

by Young Swavo August 12, 2021

Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

Tenacious D

The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe

Double Team
Damn!!
a hard days rockin'
better slip off my shoes
let me get a little stretch and a bend
dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby
slip out this book Butress of Windsor
HO HO HO who's this how's it goin'
that's the first thing I say to you
how's it goin, are you flowin'
listen honey
thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
showin' growin'
man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
and squeeeeeeeze
take off your blouse and your underpants
then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch
with the oils and purfume and insents
Now you're groovin'
put on a coll 70's groove
a funky groove to fuck to
a funky groove to fuck toooo
me
me and KG
its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans
have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for
your snatch
thats what Im offerin' you
you step into our room
sniff
and then you smell the purfume
you lay upon our roundish bed
and then you feel a tickling on your head
its KG with the feather and the french tickler
look aout baby he got the tools
and then you fell somethin down by your toes
its me its JB
Im sucking on your toes
we dont mind suckin' on toes
good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes
havin' sex with me and KG
now you talkin' doubleteam
SUPREME

by GdQaUnAeG February 25, 2005

teabag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person

"Man,
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"

by Rachel March 16, 2003

Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.

I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018