the best minecraft pvp man. blood for the blood god. yes technoblade also means blood god. he always gets em.
nerd: OH NOO TECHNOBLADE IS AFTER ME technoblade: YEAH GET EM
nerd: *instantly gets obliterated by technoblade* technoblade: nerd
nerd: *instantly gets obliterated by technoblade* technoblade: nerd
by P_Technoblade April 22, 2020

by loffadoofa January 28, 2022


the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.
person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.
by bella and devin who is a girl July 15, 2020

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.
“Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-
by Times3000 February 4, 2021
