Technoblade

the best minecraft pvp man. blood for the blood god. yes technoblade also means blood god. he always gets em.

nerd: OH NOO TECHNOBLADE IS AFTER ME technoblade: YEAH GET EM
nerd: *instantly gets obliterated by technoblade* technoblade: nerd

by P_Technoblade April 22, 2020

Technoblade

Bruhhhhhhhhhhh

Bruhhhhhhhh technoblade went crazy on those orphans

by Wilbur soup January 11, 2021

Technoblading

Using a trapdoor in Minecraft to ”swim” aka lie on the flor. I am Greg

Oh shit i am tEcHnObLAdiNg *in a robotic voice*

by Molleeee April 14, 2021

Technoblade

a often known as youtuber, but is pretty much pig, or stanned.

"My favorite youtuber is Technoblade"

by loffadoofa January 28, 2022

technoblade

the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.

person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?

by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.

Technoblade is amazing at PVP. I wish I had his skills.

by bella and devin who is a girl July 15, 2020

Technoblade

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.

“Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-

by Times3000 February 4, 2021