Tallywacker

A penis

My tallywacker is aroused.

by anonymous February 26, 2024

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

giant tallywackers

something yelled out of a car window at passers by which causes great amusment to the people in the car

harris " giant tallywackers"
person on sidewalk " what did you want to do to me"
harris " drive i think he may want to hurt me"

giant tallywackers

by afro guy December 3, 2011

TallyWacked

Partying to the extreme of human limits with the use of alcohol and or drugs.

I got fuckin' tallywacked last night. I guess that can happen after 25 beers? I dunno, whatever.

by DNAdangler January 29, 2017

Tallywhacker

it's a dick

You have a small tallywhacker

by Darkest of the memes July 2, 2017

Tallywhacker Malefactor

Any particular individual who self describes or could be described as a sexual deviant.

A pedophile, necrophiliac, rapist. or any kind of sexually exploitative person, etc.

We are grateful to have silly birds to roast today. Grateful for all the children safe from all those tallywhacker malefactors , today with their familes.
Thank u. Jesus
Amen

by Nonce Executioner November 28, 2024