Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
by BeatenMeat May 8, 2016
The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.
Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!
Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!
Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!
Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!
Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!
by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014
by Chug CITY August 30, 2017
The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.
by Uncle Adolf January 30, 2016
When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.
by ihateleftovers September 20, 2009
While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass
by Samuraijake January 20, 2010
When you spread a vagina with a speculum. You then fill said pussy with creamed corn. After which you start shoving Hebrew National Hotdogs into the cream corn filled cunt.
I pulled a Tallahassee Corndog on a sweet carnie last summer. I got creamed corn and duck butter everywhere!
by See_dub_ya November 17, 2019