tab 

To have no logic in what you are saying; as a words, terms or phrases are used incorrectly.

mike: see u made me FORGOT
bill: lmao man dats a tab...dat makes no sense
john: skeen...tab...it's u made me FORGET...kmt

tab by eastLDN December 24, 2007

tab 

tab tab- noun, verb, tabbed, tab-bing

1. text - a - bitch. The act of sending a text message to a girl with the intention of pursuing a sexual relationship.

" I was going to call that girl I met at the bar last night, but I tabbed her instead. "

tab by Ike Zinnerman April 18, 2008

Tab 

Ecstasy.

E.

Ex.

X.

All that good stuff.

"You got any weed tonight?"

"Not tonight, just some tab."

"Huh?"

"E."

Tab by suckonmyearswithyournose August 4, 2009

Tab 

A Dandy Highwayman, sometimes appearing in the form of a dead monkey.

Hey - is that Tab a dandy highwayman or a monkey?

Tab by Sheps January 17, 2004

TAB 

A Tasty Asian Babe. More than just the typical Asian girl with small tits and no ass...these are foxy as hell.

dude did you see that TAB that walked by...she was foxy as hell

TAB by Thomas Reid September 26, 2006

tab 

To tab something, generally food or drink this is when someone will have something ie a drink a friend will say the word tab therefore if the person is going to give any of this object away he is likely to give it to th tabber

Dave: This is a damn good coke

Dan: TAB!

Dave: I suppose you cant have some

tab by Dave Carr January 2, 2008

tab 

police; usu those patrolling in squad cars

"Watch out for that tab ahead"

tab by mitchell January 12, 2004