tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.

Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?

by Dbrasco37 October 19, 2020

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Tootie Tingle

The twitching, tingling sensation a woman feels from down below after an encounter with an extremely hot male.

"That guy just made my tootie tingle."

by Jorts and Warts March 13, 2009

tootie puff

Same as a booger bulge, the beautiful shape of a woman's vagina, her pubic mound, when wearing panties or a bikini. Looks all soft and tasty and whatnot.

"Oh my gosh, look at that chick in that white bikini! Check out that glorious tootie puff between her legs!"

by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Tootie

Tootie likes to control everyone within her influence, to shape things to her own liking. She is sensitive, affectionate, imaginative and cooperative, spiritually aware and prone to self-sacrifice. Tootie can keep secrets and is a good diplomat. Very frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order. Very beautiful, creative, and outgoing. She has a smile to die for and would make a guy fall in love. Tootie is flexible and likes to feel appreciated, but sometimes can be a little crazy. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers.

I love a crazy funny girl . Got to get me a Tootie, hmmm what a keeper.

I love your style, Tootie is a fashionable queen!!!

by Drake! December 22, 2016