Insanely shitty place to live on the TN/VA border. As the other definition explained 12 years ago, the only fun thing is drugs. Everyone smokes weed, drinks, and vapes starting at 14 or 15. It’s literally the only fun thing to do. Most kids end up going to UT Knoxville and either become raging alcoholics or addicted to coke. A comment I once received was “damn everyone from Bristol can fucking drink!” but it’s literally all to do. But hey, fuck it, “a good place to live”
by who tf drained my puff bar February 4, 2020
Get the Bristol, TN mug.Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.
"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
by Medium Biscuits October 18, 2008
Get the Bristol, TN mug.made famous by kenny chesney in his song 'anything but mine'. 20-25 minutes east of chattanooga. also referred to sarcastically as 'cle-vegas', due to the lack of entertainment in this town. local highschool/college kids drive around for hours on weekends what is called 'the L', a stretch of main road just off the interstate the resembles the letter l. entertainment ammenties include a two screen theatre that used to be a porn theatre, walmart, and lee university.
There's always something to do in good ol' Cle-Vegas!
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?
by Luke Duke dood October 14, 2005
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, not one white person can live in the city without fear unless they think they are black . crooked cops , gangs , hoes , you name it . not a vacation spot . run while you can .
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, not one white person can live in the city without fear unless they think they are black . crooked cops , gangs , hoes , you name it . not a vacation spot . run while you can .
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by M-town November 15, 2005
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Get the Morristown, TN mug.Memphis is THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 93% black part of Tennessee, and DOES NOT HAVE the highest crime rate in the nation (see http://www.morganquitno.com/cit01pop.htm). FEWER homicides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit; such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum. YOU DO NOT NEED to bring mace, because you are NOT likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, SINCE NIETHER OF THE three operate their southern gang headquarters in Memphis.
by Memphis 10 July 25, 2008
Get the Memphis, TN mug.A tiny ass town in the middle of nowhere. Old people often move here, once they've given up on life, to die. There is nothing fun to do so most teenagers drive around and hang out in the high school parking lot at night. The Majority of the population drive big ass trucks to compensate for their tiny dicks. And best believe the entire town will be at the high school football game every Friday night to watch their team lose.
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