ting

making someone look at www.goatse.cx or www.tubgirl.com

I tinged him good. His eyes burst and he cried tears of blood after seeing that shit.

by Bonertown January 28, 2003

ting

1) Sexual intercourse of the back door variety. i.e. to put it in the pooper

O her? she's a tinger.

Q: Anyone seen Dick and Sally?
A: Their probably off somewhere tingin.

by Brian Pyne February 19, 2004

ting

the most uber cool dancer in australia

Breakdancer1: how good is ting at dancing
Breakdancer2: he's the absolute best in australia

by danceaustralia July 31, 2008

ting

to stare longingly at your teammate's behind

by the greatest April 28, 2003

ting

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.

"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"

by Pinto July 23, 2004

Ting

Drake and the rest of OVO's way of saying hoe or bitch.

Drake: "Yeah, I got two tings comin' through
And they do whatever I want 'em to"

Drake: "I want my new ting, to meet my old ting
Let them get well acquainted, let them get hella faded"

OB Obrien: "She's like "TOPSZN, is that a bad thing?"
I'm like "I don't know, are you a bad ting?""

by Slater Freytag September 3, 2016

Ting

English slang for thing. Only cool people say and nerds don't understand it.

Hey
Hey
Have you got dat ting yet?

by Ellie smith February 22, 2017