Titty Master

Mastering Titties. Grabbing them, owning them. Simply being the master of titties. There is one known titty master. Known as Dean Ambrose.

I will master your titties when we leave here. Or in the bathroom. Because I am the titty master!

by Iwillkillsethrollins June 5, 2014

Master Panda

The one and only legend of the MM Panda establishements.
Only one can exist at a certain time.

Casper: Is that Master Panda?
Me: Yes. He's the best employee of the whole franchise

by MaXYx March 23, 2023

Master Foo

Master Foo is the beloved master of Unix. He defines the essence of unix-style programming, emphasizing efficient code writing, anti-script kiddie sentiment, the presence of command line utilities in unix enviornments, and the natural flow of programming in C or Unix. His legendary teachings can be found in "The Unix Koans of Master Foo".

Master Foo can only be found by those who seek to learn the true Unix nature.

He has been rumored to regularly challenge Bill Gates to deadly programming duels, although Mr. Gates has yet to accept

Thus spake Master Foo to the student:

``When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.''

The student was enlightened.

by Disciples of Master Foo May 30, 2006

Nothing Master

An insulting term for someone who not only doesn't have any plan themselves, but actively undermines the plans and productivity of others

Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.

"That nothing master Chris keeps on telling me that everything is hopeless and I should give up"

by SRSLY WRONG January 26, 2015

master key

a drink that is a mixture of red wine and orange soda

i was sippin on that master key last night. It opens all the doors.

by themasterkey December 29, 2010

Master Wayne

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'

Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009

Joke master

He is so joky that he is the joke master.

My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.

by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021