EDAWKT Theorem

Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, used popularly in math to show something trivial

Man#1: We know that by the EDAWKT Theorem, A^2+B^2=C^2

Man#2: Huh?

Man#1: It's the Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, stupid

by EDAWKT March 4, 2011

Blakers Theorem

A mathematical theorem where you get the thrid letter of cosine, cotangent, and secant to determine whether it is the reciprocal of of sin, cos, and tan.

Rumour has it the inventor of the Blakers theorem is a very good looking individual

by DART MUNCHER August 29, 2023

Praveenis' Theorem

Second Part of Praveenis' Theorem:

The Part States:
x = (what do you mean)x?

Usage of the Second Part of the Praveenis' Theorem

Matt: Fuck off
Praveen: What do you mean fuck off?

by king6 December 11, 2010

Goldilocks Theorem

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

by mr.failure April 29, 2010

The Coleman Theorem

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.

"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.

by Marine December 13, 2008

Perfect Theorem

Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.

Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.

2=7 Given
2+oo=7+oo Perfect Theorem
oo=oo Reflexive
:D You Happy

by J-Beezee November 8, 2006

Nolberg's Theorem

Pronounced (Null Burg)
Nolberg's Theorem states that the last name Nolberg, fits with any male first name or female first name.

Examples of Nolberg's Theorem
Jake Nolberg
Tom Nolberg
Nick Nolberg
Michael Nolberg
James Nolberg

by TheCrankyRepublican April 2, 2017