Closer Look Curb

Biting the curb, but instead of your teeth it's your eyes. Probably worse then biting the curb.

"Yeah! Lexi Bonner deserves a Closer Look Curb!"

by emoafrican May 07, 2024

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 10, 2010

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 02, 2023

Door closer

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

Closer

In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.

"You would make such a good closer!"

by NEOTHEATER April 08, 2019

Closer

Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.

I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.

by Bealorn July 24, 2022