bronze god

A person that is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.

"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."

by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005

Bronze Bomber

Nickname for American heavyweight boxer, Deontay Wilder.

"The Bronze Bomber was defeated last night by Tyson Fury."

by expressbenjamin20 May 17, 2020

Bronze Dolphin

1. Distant sea-faring cousin to the dreaded brown trout.
2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.
3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.

"Mommy, Daddy passed out in the hot tub again , can I play dolly with his bronze dolphin while he sleeps?"

"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"

"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."

"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"

"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

Bronze Bath

The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?

by ihuntmidgets April 25, 2010

bronze gauntlet

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.

i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.

by crookedmist July 30, 2010

Bronze Dragon

Someone who is sexy and tan.

Yeah, I've started to call myself the Bronze Dragon.

by T. Bake April 20, 2008