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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
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D.D.T.W.

D.D.T.W.-" disabled due to weight"
An individual who has become disabled because of morbid obesity. They usually require a wheelchair, scooter or oxygen.
Man, did you see that D.D.T.W. in Golden Coral? He must weighed 5 bills!
by Rookie Sensation July 9, 2021
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b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

you are my b.f.e.i.t.w.w.
by edgfrgrth November 8, 2010
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F.T.W.

by fox December 12, 2002
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G.T.W

An abbreviation for a game entitled Gobble The Weiner. A female is the player of G.T.W while the male is normally only a spectator. He participates only by providing moral support and the occasional firm handed push to the back of the head.
"Dude, that girl I hooked up with last night should be crowned G.T.W champion of the year."

"Sorry dude, I played G.T.W with your mom and there's no way anyone could be better."
by Sean Ari January 17, 2007
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Q.T.W

A q.t.w (quick tactical wank) is a strategically timed masterbation session at you undertake before an important decision or at a time that metal clarity is required.
I just need to go for a q.t.w before we make this key decision.
by cryan June 20, 2015
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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