Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

by Nige007 March 1, 2009

Swifty

The most perfectious guy in the world! I love him to pieces and will never stop! Also known as Tom, Rachel's bitch, Mr Swift and Oooooh Mr Swift!

God that guy may be perfect but he's not a patch on Swifty.

by Rachel August 26, 2004

Swifty

When you seek up behind someone and grab their ass

I was on the train the other day and somebody gave me a cheeky swifty

by Ric088 August 14, 2017

swifty

a substantial amount of gas emersing from the anus

dang son, did you release a "swifty"

by Delta_roc February 24, 2009

Swifty

A blowjob.

Guy #1- "Man, she's hott!"

Guy #2- "I bet she gives a good swifty."

by berv September 24, 2010

swifty

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.

I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!

by someonecool November 25, 2006

SWIFTIE

swift kick in the ass by a fag

She got a swiftie and shit herself.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn June 24, 2016