Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly
lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ...
IQ of a box of rocks...
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon
Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin
top and most commonly spotted playing a fish
game when not in the
bar....frantically pressing the button,
like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail
Christi's swamp
donkey chump
ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
