Scrotal Surge

A scrotal surge is that feeling just before you bust your nut. A feeling almost better than the busting of the nut itself. It makes your dingle tingle. Similar to the word "climax" but a much cooler word for it.

Awesome Guy: "Hey, Dude, you know that chick next door? The hot one?"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You mean that whore with one eye, Rachel, who lives in the cardboard box?"
Awesome Guy: "Yeah, I gave her 20¢ and she sucked my cock until I had a scrotal surge and then stopped. It was awesome!"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You're pretty fuckin' weird..."

by LooseGears May 23, 2013

surging sanders

Its when you come out of nowhere.

Ahh yes, a surging sanders... something tells me you don't want to search that on urban dictionary.

by froghero520 May 3, 2016

turd surge

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

by rlarge86 November 27, 2011

Surging Sanders

(v.) When you cum out of nowhere

"Did you just do a Surging Sanders?"
"I swear this never happens."

In the democratic race we have seen a surging Sanders and it has Hillary worried.

by BabesEggs September 25, 2016

surging sanders

"When you come out of nowhere" much like the political run of senator Bernie Sanders. From Trevor Noah of the Daily Show

Did you hear Lucy gave Jake a surging sanders? bet that sucked. Fast way to end a date.

by John Doughboy October 9, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of no where

Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President

by Herb Andick Shunary October 6, 2016

surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020