by 7606267 June 13, 2018
It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there
National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking
Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
by The Remembrance April 12, 2018
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019
The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 April 13, 2018
August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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