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I'd strap on 16 a mile away

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
by dappad May 10, 2010
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redneck strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard
by tjk31415 January 17, 2019
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World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.
Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"
by ModernCreek April 4, 2024
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strap it on

Strap It On Holiday 2011 With Saints Row(R): The Third(TM)
by Strapiton March 7, 2012
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strap it on

get ready for some physical action. from football and strapping on a helmet before intense action.
hey homeboy, strap it on and let's go.
hey baby, strap it on and ride me.
by snappy2 February 25, 2008
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Strap It On

Slang for saying your going to or want to have sex with someone.
(1) We're going to go back to my place and strap it on. (2) I'd like to strap it on with her.
by revo2831 July 19, 2012
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