a stranger

When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.

Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.

by staffman September 10, 2004

strandals

strappy-sandals... the extremely nerdy style of sandals... tevas are a well known brand... occasionally worn with white tube socks pulled up by cheeto-eating World of Warcraft fanatics... dudes who wear strandlas, sometimes enjoy wearing jorts (jean-shorts) to accompany their comfy sandals...

HAHAH WOW... He just walked out of GameStop wearing strandals and socks...

by Timmy Kelly December 17, 2008

Stranger Things Day

This takes place on November 6th! HAPPY ST GUYS!! Also get something for your friends names who start with an “A, B, C”

November 6th Stranger Things Day! Get your friends presents no matter if ur poor!

by 🎰🪱 November 5, 2019

piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008

Strange Old Man

A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.

I heard that you tried the Strange Old Man last night, that's screwed up.

by S7 January 11, 2008

Ask a stranger out day

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈

Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

by LovelyMimi.onlyone_toolongname July 30, 2022

stranger things

the god of all shows and if you dont like it you can go die

i love stranger things

by i like stranger things December 13, 2017