Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.

A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!

by Corey McCutcheon June 26, 2008

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.

UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

by A PINEMAN June 25, 2019

Strangelove

If you are a "Strangelove" you are at peace the fact that mankind will eventually destroy itself (most likely via nuclear war). You don't doubt or fear the fact that the end is near. You actually embrace it as the natural outcome of innate human folly. You "love" the irony of the fact that the same "strange" bellicose flaw within humanity, the one which makes them fascinating and unique, is the same flaw which will eventually destroy them. You are dauntless and unflinching.

In short you have accepted the inevitable justice of Armageddon.

"Strangelove" is taken from the movie “Dr Strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

Mike: “They just said on CNN that an asteroid might destroy the Earth next month!”

Stanley: “Good.”

Mike: “Well alrighty then.... Strangelove!”

by Stanleythemanly March 30, 2008

Wayfaring Stranger

Wayfaring Stranger is a trandional country song, performed by many artists such as Johnny Cash, Neko Case, Emmylou Harris, Joan Baez and (for the soundtrack of Cold Mountain) Jack White.

The song is generally about death, a man dying and leaving turmoil behind to see his family and beautiful feilds.

You should listen to it. Johnny Cash possibly did the best job of singing it.

I am a poor wayfaring stranger,
Travelling through this world of woe,
There's no sickness, toil or danger,
In that bright land to which I go.

Yes I'm going over Jordan,
Just going, no more to roam,
Only going over Jordan,
Just a-going to my home.

by Hellz July 22, 2006

no stranger to the sausage bin

Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.

Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Nicholas D May 16, 2004

Random-Stranger-Sex

When having sex with people you know just isn't good enough.

You, sir. Yes, you. You're hot; let's fuck.
A day later...
Wow, that was the best Random-Stranger-Sex I've ever had.

by Blueballs69 July 26, 2011