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stormtrooper

a sexual act. performed while giving fellatio or hand job, where as the giver uses their palm (well lubricated to avoid this being painful and causing friction burn) and very quickly rubs the head of the penis much like rubbing a clitoris. . .

this is called a "stormtrooper" because you are "polishing the helmet".
in the middle of giving him head, i stormtroopered him and he came all over!
by yalie405 November 12, 2010
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Stormtrooper

(adj) A girl's face that has been ejaculated on so much that it's covered in white just like a stormtrooper in Star Wars.

(v) The act of completely covering a girl's face in cum till it's white like a stormtroopers helmet. (Also known as stormtrooping)

(n) A person with a lot of semen on their face.
"Aww man, Marlena got covered last night... there was so much cum on her face she looked like a stormtrooper."

"I was stormtrooping her face so bad she needed a shower immediately so that she could see again!"

Boy 1: "Is she the campus slut?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, she's use to taking loads to the face, she's a stormtrooper."
by Jerzy Kidd January 20, 2011
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Menstrual Stormtrooper

Any man that can put up with the bitchiness, moodiness, and bullshit of a woman when she's on her period and still retain his sanity.
Example of a Menstrual Stormtrooper:

"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
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Stormtrooper EJR

A loser who is obsessed with Star Wars, who also watches it at home, by himself, in the dark, in his underwear, all while touching himself.
Yo dude, that Erik kid is a real Stormtrooper EJR, I saw him gropping himself in the library!
by Merlin37 November 29, 2011
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Stormtrooper

A very tall woman, a big bitch.
The bar was full of stormtroopers.
That big bitch was a stormtrooper!
by Vans January 6, 2005
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Stormtroopering

In a frat house, bursting in on a brother who is currently having sex to hand him a beer.
Bros, stop stormtroopering me when my girlfriend's over. Its getting really annoying to stop in the middle of banging.
by deltathou August 24, 2018
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Stormtrooper

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.
Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.
by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020
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