WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

The Story So Far

East Bay pop-punk 'till the end.

The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!

by hellfuckinyeahright April 13, 2013

Liquor Store

Store that sells hard liquor, wine, beer, etc. In most Canadian provinces, they are run by the government. In some provinces, it is colloquially known as the "LC" -- Liquor Commission

Buddy: Wanna come over for some steaks and beer?

Ralph: I need to pick up some beer.

Buddy: Don't worry, I'm making a run to the liquor store. What do you want?

Ralph: Lets split a two-four of Keith's.

Buddy: Deal.

by AndyCaygeon January 3, 2010

toy story 2

A word used when describing how sensitive/ emotional someone is. Used to exaggerate your point.

Person 1: I'm so happy I could cry.
Person 2: You're so emotional you cried during toy story 2 and that's not even the sad one.

by WaifuLaifu July 22, 2017

The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

A Nigga Story

A story that only happens to a nigga which can only be told by a nigga.

What happened to Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is a nigga story.

by AnthonyTheGamer October 30, 2011

storybook gangster

is a faker who doesn't keep it real and his whole life is a joke

"Yo what are you going to do today im going to do a 187
are you fo real man close your story book punk ass storybook gangster"

by L-Loc March 14, 2007