a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."
stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.
pinkerton refers to a private detective.
thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.
pinkerton refers to a private detective.
thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.
cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?
cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.
triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.
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n. (1) sub-standard merchandise, (2) a movie that is so bad it shoots right past "so bad it's good" and becomes just plain bad
(ant. so bad it's good)
(ant. so bad it's good)
Ted: I thought Joe Dallesandro rocked it in "Garden of Death"!
Bill: Are you $#!&&*^ me, dude? That film was a B-grade stinker!
Bill: Are you $#!&&*^ me, dude? That film was a B-grade stinker!
by Tobit September 10, 2012
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Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"
by Definingtheundefined October 15, 2011
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1: Insisting a very specific way of doing, wearing or not wearing something.
2: Coincidentally the parent loves and wants her independent ideas.
3: After getting the toddler dressed in record time and you're about to walk out the door and you notice she has both shoes and socks off smiling at you and then cries or play kicks her feet when you try to put them back on.
JUST NOT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WE ARE LATE!
1: Insisting a very specific way of doing, wearing or not wearing something.
2: Coincidentally the parent loves and wants her independent ideas.
3: After getting the toddler dressed in record time and you're about to walk out the door and you notice she has both shoes and socks off smiling at you and then cries or play kicks her feet when you try to put them back on.
JUST NOT RIGHT NOW PLEASE WE ARE LATE!
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