A stealth bomber is a shit so big that it touches the water in the toilet bowl before actually detaching itself from one's anus. The result is that the turd passes from A to B completely noiselessly and with total stealth.
"The gent's toilets were out of order so I was forced to use a cubicle in the ladies', I was that desperate. A few girls came in whilst I was in there, but luckily my shit was so big it was a stealth bomber. They didn't suspect a thing"
by fluorescent August 20, 2009
-"Look at our old mate behind the bar with his bumchum. This was a great pub, no look at it - cocktails, no real ale - and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails"
-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."
-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"
-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."
-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"
by bromp January 21, 2009
A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!
Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.
by Jeff Artist December 29, 2006
Wife: Honey I'm going look at the bank balance before we go out.
Husband: Sure baby.
Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
Wife: You Skeevy Bastard!
Husband: Fucking Stealth Porn!
Husband: Sure baby.
Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
Wife: You Skeevy Bastard!
Husband: Fucking Stealth Porn!
by Phinger October 13, 2013
A sizeable pair of breasts on a woman who at first glance, due to her manner of dress or other factors, appears to have normal or smaller breasts.
Bruh...Emilia Jones as Ruby Rossi in the Academy Award Best Picture winning film "CODA" (2021) got a pair of stealth biggies.
by JPorpoise March 29, 2022
A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.
I know that with his short haircut and accountant day job, Paul doesn't seem like your normal Phish fan, but he is a stealth hippie. He's been to 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.
by holyjes August 17, 2010
Peeing on the outside of the bowl where the water runs down, when peeing on the water would make to much noise
Jack: Did I wake you last night?
Jill: No, why?
Jack: Good, just checking because I stealth pee'd to avoid waking you up
Jill: No, why?
Jack: Good, just checking because I stealth pee'd to avoid waking you up
by Maxgoon May 4, 2010