Stanley Steemer 

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

Stanley Steemer by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011

Stanley Steemer 

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.

Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude

Stanley Steemer by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023

stanly steamer 

when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.

we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.

stanly steamer by blaine hughesss January 28, 2009

stanly steamer 

when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1

ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit

stanly steamer by Rob n John February 6, 2009

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer 

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.

"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer by da Fonze December 3, 2023

stanely steemer 

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

stanely steemer by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024

stanely steemer 

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

stanely steemer by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024