Stalker

Your very own Personal Fan

Get out of here, Stalker.

by ThePearl January 6, 2014

Stalker

Person who calls at all hours of the night/day and harasses you about slashing tires and throwing rocks

Gwen, I know you did it, I just want to come over and fix this face to face sweety, don't worry, I wont hurt you to bad

by Carizzle August 30, 2003

stalker

a guy who constantly im's random girls on the internet. usually using multiple multiple screennames when one is blocked.also uses lame e-pick up lines. ie. loser, rucari.

rucari 1:when u sey 'lmao' do you really laugh ur ass off?
girl1: stfu leave me alone
RUCARI 1 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 2: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone
RUCARI 2 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 3: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone
RUCARI 3 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

rucari 4: please dont block me again
girl1: leave me the hell alone, why are you such a stalker?
RUCARI 4 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

by THE PO-LICE September 1, 2008

stalker

1. Someone who pursues by tracking stealthily.
2. Someone who follows or observes (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
3. Billy Miller.
4. Those two girls in wigs.

"Stalker is such a harsh word.. I prefer pursuer."
"Or observing with a passion!"
-Those two girls in wigs

by Sabishii211 March 26, 2004

stalker

someone who wants to rape you in the butt

justin is a stalker

by deana eichman January 12, 2009

Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009

stalker

One who has a collection of pictures of the infactuated person and carries it around everywhere.

She is a scary stalker. She stole his own picture from him.

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by Teena Pee July 18, 2008