Definitions by ThePearl
Stalker
Get out of here, Stalker.
Krisie
The ultimate "wifey" type, a Krisie is one who possesses an abundance of domestic skills and talents. A true trophy of a wife, she's everything and more that a man could ever want.
"I really want to settle down already, but I can't seem to find the right girl."
"Yeah, I know what you mean...I'm trying to find a Krisie myself."
"Yeah, I know what you mean...I'm trying to find a Krisie myself."