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St. Pauls High School 

St. Pauls High School is a one of the worst schools, or should I say THE WORST school in Robeson County, NC. First of all, 3/4 percent of the athletes have std’s, especially the football team, they’re never worried about their education at all, they just love sticking their dicks in snow bunnies. Second of all, the sex that goes around this school, which is the cause of all these diseases around of course, there are freshmen fucking in the baseball field, bathrooms, and even classrooms, imagine how fucking dirty this school could be, even with the virus around. Third of all, the amount of non-poc people saying the N-Word, the whites, the racist ass natives, you fucking name it. This school is all about fighting, and most of the kids that “fight” really ain’t shit, they just fight like a bitch. Well that’s all, I could write a novel about this but that’s for another time, remember kids, SPHS will always have junkies and freaks, but there is never a day where it’s boring.
“Hey! My sister got fucked in the baseball field in St. Pauls High School”.

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A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.
"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight."
"Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."
st. pauls by smd April 24, 2005

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ADJ: Home of the most arrogant kids/parents in the world. It is a place where they try to be surfers/rednecks/preps. BC if there jeep isn’t lifted, then they definitely have a fake tan or bright pink polo’s with neon green shorts, and that lil white shell necklace. I mean I don’t think ive seen a non lifted or non-jeep affiliated car in their lots. Well its ok cus their dads are worth 10 trillion dollars. It’s a place where they film porno’s and all beat off to their buddy doing it with the team slut. It’s a place where they go to Hawaii for spring lax cus they all have private jets from their dads top fortune 500 companies. They are all talk. The only time a SP Crusy will talk smack is when he is surrounded by a 2000 man us military trained soldiers. But when you are one on one he is your best friend. They all have fake accents i.e. johhhnnnny, and they make themselves look even cooler when they wear their SP garb to every Baltimore function. It’s a place where kids give themselves nic-names like “lord Baltimore” well I guess that’s cool. It’s a place where they have had 2 winning lacrosse seasons in 20 years and its also a place where they put up 20 x 20 billboards on seminary to show how awesome their one lucky victory over the last 20 years was. It’s a place where the back up goalie goes to Hopkins b.c. of his big wig father, nothing wrong with that. But that’s not arrogant. It’s a place that pretends to have a rival school with BL. But we know that’s not true because BL looks at SP like they are a joke, along with Gilman and Loyola.
-SP LAX 2005 we are the world champions of the entire lax world surfs up bra

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school were a bunch of stuck up rich assholes go...and are all quite hanous...a lot of people hate them especially us (mvp girls)
they cant get ass if they try
and st pauls is a nother name douche bags...there sports teams all suck except for maybe lacrosse..but wait? i like to video tape my teamates having sex to....st pauls can go screw themselves
no one likes them
dude look at those douche bags! o yea they go to st pauls
st. pauls by mvp1132 April 27, 2005

St Pauls 

A school located on falls road in Maryland where all the snoby whores go. The male population consists of guys who think they can play lacrosse but are so retarded they can't even spell it out so they just go with "lax" The girls are sluts everyone who lives in the 410 is positive of that. If you're in need a Bj just go to any St Pauls girl (while wearing plaid pants and a polo, with a lax stick in your hand) and tell her you're rich, then she will proceed to go down on you. In addition the girls enjoy taking pictures of them selves naked, with other girls. No body really likes anyone from St Pauls because they have this sense that they're better then you because you don't wear polos.
Hey that girl is a whore!

Yeah well not surprising she goes to St Pauls.

That guy is such an ass hole he only knows three words lax polo and bcc

yeah well that's st pauls
St Pauls by Dulaneykid May 7, 2009

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Straight queers thats all you need to know but other than that... they think that they are the best but they're not. They try to talk shit but they'd get their ass beat if they really got in your face and no one likes them. The only way that St. Pauls get any action is in a gangbang or something fagget ass like that. Straight out bitches.
St. Pauls are just a bunch of kids that think their cool think they know shit but they dont and karma comes back to haunt everyone.
st. pauls by Sup May 7, 2005

St. Pauls School MD 

St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.
SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS