Squaffing

pronounced sc-wa-ff-ing

(drinking wine with attitude)

recreational gulp of wine with attitude...

very fun after work.

(you can only squaff down wine)

richard's really squaffing that red, bad ass!

by squaff4fun July 16, 2011

Squaff

1. When something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar

1. " Don't put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now." or "That building looks kind of squaff."
2. "Don't be so squaff, we're in public." or Peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.

by Ant-of-the-knee February 12, 2014

Squeeful

Something that causes one to explode at its mind bending cuteness.

Kittens, baby bunnies, and every other tiny thing with cute beady eyes is squeeful.

by CV337 August 21, 2011

Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

by Jefferson June 4, 2020

squiffle

The combined act of shuffling over and squishing together to make room for someone to sit down.

"If you squiffle a bit I'm sure we can fit four on the sofa."

by Jamedeme July 30, 2008