Squatcho

The Hispanic cousin of the illusive Sasquatch, can only really be told apart from Sasquatch by the sombrero he wears and is often spotted eating nachos at the 7-11.

I seen Squatcho while we were getting gas at the 7-11! i thought it was Sasquatch but the sombrero and plate of nachos gave him away

by mean_fingrr October 11, 2010

Squatchy

Adjective describing an eerie moment, feeling or sense of what's to come.

This area seems real squatchy, its creeping me out man.

by eastondle January 2, 2012

squatch

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.

1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.

by mrholloway August 5, 2009

squatch

a gross, big, tall, smelly redneck who tries to inch his way into your friend group by repeating jokes and phrases that he doesn't understand the context of.

Squatch: Boy do I love emo music and hating myself!!!
Edgy Teen: Shut up, you're a SQUATCH!!

by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017

Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

Squatch

1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.

2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.

Hey Dude! Your being rude to my friend, your such a Squatch!

by CNA Monster January 29, 2021

sue squatch

A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.

Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does

by STINKFINGER1 January 4, 2019