Spunfuck

A Massive Disaster

That Chatsworth train crash was a "Spunfuck"

by Joseph Miki Goldstein January 23, 2009

Spuffbag

A common problem afflicting nymphomaniacs;
vaginal intercourse resulting in the female collecting copious deposits of spuff (semen) in the vagina which has not yet dribbled out of the vaginal entrance.

This now makes the female full of spuff, hence the name spuffbag.

The woman was suffering the effects of being a spuffbag, as spuff dribbled out into her knickers on the way to work.

by Mslovelylashes April 9, 2009

spilfogel

the best kind of people

spilfogels rock

by 19191 a coool girrrrl October 5, 2011

soulfulwingedone

she is very unique

she is very soulfulwingedone.

by GoldenOcean July 5, 2016

sulfur fart

when you fart and it smells like someone lit a match.

Did someone lite a match. No that was my sulfur fart.

by perpetualwank April 26, 2014

Sulfur Burps

Terrible indigestion caused by bad food; particularly cafeteria eggs. Foul belches, reeking of sulfur, taste and smell as if the emitter had eaten a few handfuls of match heads. Radius of the stench from the emitter ranges anywhere between 20-100 feet, with a dissipation time of about 20-30 minutes (depending on the surrounding environment- longer dissipation time indoors and near fabric). Sulfur Burps works it's way down the digestive tract, resulting in Sulfur Farts, before clearing up over the course of 1-3 days. Sulfur Farts typically occur simultaneously with Sulfur Burps, so the end of this affliction is doubly wretched and embarrassing.

Jane- "I heard Chris burp in the breakroom and now it smells like Hell in there!"

Tom- "Yeah. He came down with a bad case of the Sulfur Burps..."

by Rezinbol January 13, 2008

SPILF

SPastic I'd Like to Fuck.

Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"

by Stickystuff March 9, 2009