spouse type

When u have a girlfriend that performs all the task of a wife, but she's no where near getting to marriage level.

My homeboy had a surgery and this chick he deals with went with him to make sure he's ok...she's the spouse type

by brought to you by Dem Dudes, 954. Copyright Pending ; ) October 9, 2017

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife

I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse

by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

spouse

Wife or husband.

My spouse is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

SNARL Spouse Syndrome

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.

My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome when it comes to fostering more animals.

by SNARLLV February 26, 2022