spit roast

To spit onto a guy's dick and then lick or suck it off. Done while giving head, upon the guys request.

Janice spit-roasted me all night...

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.

Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing

by LaLemon October 3, 2018

Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.

Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show

by RobJeremy June 6, 2022

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.

Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!

by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024