Sperf

The sperm of a smurf. Plain and simple.

Look at all that blue shit on that bitches face! She got sperf all over her!

by Spachalu March 15, 2011

splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

splerm

white fun toy for kids by nickelodeon

ahh, does this milk have splerm in it.

Hey mom, can I play with dads splerm?

by riann roberts January 11, 2008

sperf

word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.

(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald's)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.

by g-ring May 5, 2007

splerge

when a man busses all over a g's face and makes her lick it off . also makes her put it in bread and eat it .

the man splerged in her face
the man splergerizies in her face
splergerization is good for brainer to fell that they are good a giving brainz

by dreddy , 50\50 , gb November 23, 2004

splefage

a coded term with surf lingo origins to describe purchase of marijuana
spleef being a code word for the marijuana and "age" added on for quantity. Similiar use of word abbreviation in "munching on the grindage broh" grind = eating --- "age" = quantity

I want to buy some splefage for $50.00 broh!
can you find any?

by Brindleheimers January 17, 2008