A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.
Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.
by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011
Get the spite moustachemug. When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019
Get the spite crankmug. The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.
"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"
by Lady Beni January 29, 2019
Get the spite uncitemug. This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.
by s1edge November 14, 2011
Get the Spiteful Towermug. Derogatory term for the White House, used when the current administration, during a government shutdown, closes open area parks, memorials, roadways that are otherwise open 24 hrs. a day, 7 days a week plus closes down large areas of the ocean, throws elderly people out of their privately owned homes that sit on federal land, shuts down the amberalert.gov website, etc. all out of spite. These spiteful actions are meant to hurt as many Americans as possible for no other purpose than to score political points.
by Soldier1EaODGreen October 7, 2013
Get the Spite Housemug. A nickname for the White House under the Obama administration in late 2013, when during the partial government shutdown, many questionable decisions were made about what to keep up open versus what to shut down or bar from the general public. The decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed; therefore, said to be done by the Obama administration out of spite and in efforts to drum up anger. The Obama administration apparently decided to close national parks, barricade ("Barrycade") open-air memorials, put cones along roadways that are otherwise usually open, restrict fishermen from the waters, evict residents out of their privately-owned homes on federal land, shut down the Amber Alert website, etc. while keeping other non-essential programs and services open, such as the golf course where Obama and members of the administration play golf.
"Who wants to visit the WWII Memorial this weekend?"
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."
by psara October 8, 2013
Get the Spite Housemug. A nickname for the White House under the Obama administration in late 2013, when during the partial government shutdown, many questionable decisions were made about what to keep up open versus what to shut down or bar from the general public. The decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed; therefore, said to be done by the Obama administration out of spite and in efforts to drum up anger. The Obama administration apparently decided to close national parks, barricade ("Barrycade") open-air memorials, put cones along roadways that are otherwise usually open, restrict fishermen from the waters, evict residents out of their privately-owned homes on federal land, shut down the Amber Alert website, etc. while keeping other non-essential programs and services open, such as the golf course where Obama and members of the administration play golf.
"Who wants to visit the WWII Memorial this weekend?"
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."
"We can't, the Spite House has it blocked with a Barrycade."
by psara October 8, 2013
Get the The Spite Housemug.